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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2004, 09:35:04 AM »

A prison guard finds me moaning in pain, and decides to have fun by poking very thick needles at me whilst my body parts fall off and become blood... It could be worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2004, 08:21:10 PM »

Yes... yes, it could be MUCH worse. Be warned. The tale I am about to tell is graphic and horrifying. Those of you with weak stomachs may want to step away from your computer screen. The following text is so gruesome, so mind-bendingly revolting, so terrifying, that you may not have an untroubled nights sleep for weeks. Are you ready?







Are you sure you're ready?







Okay, here goes...







Last Warning!!!







I stubbed my pinky toe!!!


*horror movie shriek*
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2004, 12:18:52 PM »

But the pain of the stubbed toe hardly lasted, as the toe itself fell off the second after. I have no more pinky toe! It could get a lot worse you know.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2004, 03:24:20 PM »

Umbrella Corporation came looking for Death-Row prisoners to use as test subjects.  Since I was in sorry shape anyway, they decided to use me, and took me away to be one of the first test subjects for their new T-virus.  It turned me into a flesh-eating, mindless zombie.

It could be worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2004, 05:13:10 PM »

So, next thing I new, I'd eaten someone. In the headlines, as there had also been spottings of me (I'm kind of hard to miss), 'Mutilated flesh eating zombie on the loose!'. So, what happened? Not only am I a flesh eating zombie with lepracy, I'm also wanted. Everytime a police officer got close to me, guess what I did? Well, I'm really full now...

It could be worse...I could have a stomach ache after all those people...
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2004, 05:17:48 PM »

But now that I'm loose, Umbrella's trying to cover up the mess...by sending their elite snipers to take me out.

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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2004, 05:27:49 PM »

So, I've been eating even more. And too much, it's really not good for my weight. Having indigestions now, eugh...

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