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It could be worse...
« on: September 21, 2004, 11:57:11 PM »

This is easy to understand,you just think of something bad and then type "It could  be worse" then the next person who posts thinks of somthing worse.

I was late for school...It could be worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2004, 01:27:05 AM »

There was a pop quiz...it could be worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2004, 08:32:50 AM »

I forgot my homework...it could be worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2004, 09:39:38 AM »

I got detention... I suppose it could be worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2004, 09:59:09 AM »

I got mad and kicked a hole in the wall...I don't know how it could get worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2004, 10:05:18 AM »

The wall fell on top of me and trapped me there... could this possibly be any worse?
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2004, 10:07:39 AM »

The school made me pay 1,000 for damages...It could be worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2004, 10:39:04 AM »

As I was paying the $1000, a big bird came and stole it out of my hand...it COULD be worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2004, 10:45:04 AM »

As I was running after it I fell in a pile of poo...it could be worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2004, 01:35:01 AM »

Wait...not poo...wasps nest. Im sure theres been worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2004, 09:43:58 AM »

Except that these were no ordinary wasps; they were the 225 pound African Elephant Wasps. I think I've seen worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2004, 01:14:10 PM »

I heard from my aunt that they are poisonous(sp?)...It could be worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2004, 01:23:43 PM »

They all stung me and I was in a coma for weeks...it could be worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2004, 01:39:27 PM »

When I woke up I saw somrbody standing over me with a knife...could this get any worse?
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2004, 02:40:42 PM »

he was about to stab my heart, but then he sneezed, which made him drop the knife, and in the end it only landed on my face...can it get any more worse?
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2004, 05:06:25 PM »

It was a Patriot knife~ Could it really get any worse?
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2004, 01:18:56 AM »

The knife was rusty. Oh man, its just getting worse and worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2004, 09:17:09 AM »

The man who stabbed me was comntaminated with the Ebola virus, and when he had sneezed, the virus-filled spit hit me in the open wound on my face and I caught it, too. Oh crap, this HAS to be the worst.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2004, 12:19:50 AM »

I never noticed it and I got out of the hopital that week...it could be worse
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2004, 03:56:39 AM »

I was at a very important press confrence when i started to spit up my guts because of the ebola. That one kinda hurt.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2004, 02:07:55 PM »

I spewed blood onto a set of important documents that were supposed to be signed by the President, the Queen, and the Prime Minister. It could be worse... couldn't it?
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2004, 06:13:00 PM »

as a *pinishment* for having desecrated the important documents, the President, Queen aand Prime Minister got together, and decided to have my head chopped off...my head will be gone tomorrow at dawn, at the very worst, i would have prefered being burried in one piece
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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2004, 01:21:31 AM »

On the way to jail, i was kidnapped by South American drug runners and thrown in the trunk of a primer colored '68 dodge. I've had worse.
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2004, 12:07:18 PM »

In the car trunk, I magically find myself on the set of Reservoir Dogs, and next thing I knew some guys were shooting me, slicing me......I might have had worse
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« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2004, 01:06:49 AM »

So after getting the full Mr. Orange treatment, everyone else was dead, so i had to drag myself to the hospital until my fingers bled from the rough asfault...oh, and i was still bleeding massivly from all the cuts and bullet wounds and what not. It could be worse.
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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2004, 09:00:45 AM »

It turns out that I had accidently dragged myself to the State Maximum Security Prison instead of the hospital... I suppose it was a mistake to try and climb over that big fence with my knife in my teeth... they gave me twenty to life in a maximum security cell. Hey, three hots and a cot; it could definitely be worse.
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« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2004, 01:37:11 AM »

Prision nurse was off duty that day, so they threw me in the cell without stiching me up first. i had to do it with a piece of the knife i had that i broke off with my teeth, and threads from my pants. Now ive got no pants. Its the pants that really get me. Home surgery is no problem, but its cold in the cell is all. Of corse, its been worse.
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« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2004, 05:03:59 PM »

Your cellmate was Bob, a rapist who hadn't had any in awhile. And your pants are down. Could it get any worse?
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Re: It could be worse...
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2004, 01:20:07 PM »

You feel violated now, and you still don't have any pants. You do manage to escape, but not before having caught a horrible disease. It turns out it's leprosy. What were the chances of you catching that? It could be worse, although you can't say that for the moment, as your mouth has fallen off.
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2004, 03:48:22 PM »

Unfortunately, the previously unheard of combination of ebola and leprosy resulted in a new disease strain; Lepbolasy. My entire leg fell off and melted into a puddle of blood. It could be... worse?
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