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Marold

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Things that make you go hmm....
« on: July 25, 2004, 01:05:59 AM »

 These are those questions that you ask people yet no one ever seems to have the answer.

Here's a question. If a cockroach is supposed to withstand a nuclear fallout, then how do exterminators exterminate them?

And why do they call them hemroids instead of asteroids?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2004, 02:55:57 AM »

tee hee (that last one was good Marold)

All I can think of are the old questions everyone knows - Why do they call them apartments if they are stuck together? or Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2004, 04:01:43 PM »

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Do vegetarians like animal crackers?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2004, 04:30:12 AM »

Ooh! I love these! If you notice, I nearly always have something like this as my signature.

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Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

If quizzes are quizzical, what does that make tests? (say it out loud!)

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2004, 09:13:07 AM »

he he! Those are great, SeaShelly3! I liked the quizzical one and the politics one.

Are bridegrooms transexuals? Are they both the bride and the groom? Freaky!

Why do pizzas come in square boxes?

How important do you have to be to be assassinated instead of murdered?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2004, 11:06:51 PM »

 :laugh:  Similar to the 'cow thing'.   What about the first person to try an egg? 
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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2004, 10:26:50 PM »

If vegetable oil comes from veggies. then where does baby oil come from?
If vegitarians eat veggies, what do humanitarians eat?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2004, 10:47:13 PM »

Why is it that:

When you send something by land, it's called a "shipment".
When you send something by sea, it's called "cargo".

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Re: Things that make you go hmm....
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2004, 10:58:32 PM »

If you think about it Jesus is sausage backwards...very interesting.
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