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One Worder again
« on: July 03, 2004, 09:51:59 AM »

(This was getting to be really long. Long past time for a new thread.  :police:)

"Early last Wednesday, Harry and Hedwig were working on Professor Snape's humongous, red nose-clearing project.
"Gross!" yelped Harry, because he had just stepped on three blind Nevilles.
"Ow! My head!" screeched a scurvy Neville.
Many Hogwarts students rolled in unison as hippogriffes harumphed. Confusion reigned and poured. Cats slept soundly while dementors searched everyones robes looking for hidden cucumbers.
Suddenly stupid Malfoy jumped on ticklish little flobberworms, which died.
Suddenly, Sybil fainted, falling flat on her face, as
cornish hens pecked carelessly at tasty warts, which oozed pus.
Someone asked Snape if he was contagious. He giggled spontaneously, saying that if pigeons had wings, they would also be contagious too.
"I think I’ve caught chickenpox" moaned Myrtle as she
twinkled.
Harry screamed "Hey!" to Myrtle. Myrtle moaned sorrowfully, making gurgling noises from her nose.
"Disgusting!" shrieked Sabriel Saraneth as Lauren avoided some gross flying snotballs.
"Disgusting!" repeated Sabriel.
Moaning Myrtle thought aloud about nothing. If only Myrtle could swim, she might be able to crochet better.
"What do cockroaches watch to sleep better? Who would ask that? A more stupid person than Goyle. Is there because or for what?"
Harry decided Tia was too crazy to ever hunt squirrels or rabbits while making strawberry-rhubarb pie. Obviously, nobody constructed her building with cheese and crackers.
However, zucchinis began bouncing through the Hufflepuff keeper's hands. Since Ravenclaw cheese spoiled good fun by eating a lot, cheddar took the bait. Everybody laughed hard while tiptoeing across a slippery flobberworm.
"Ewwwww!" squealed Parvati with exquisitely
painted eyelids. The best cats always fed their oompa loompas Cheerios, but this oompa loompa couldn't stand up unless tickled.
Springtime came every year at noon on top of Sprouts Mandrake Root. This chocolate mandrake had chopped three of the ugliest Slytherins into bananas. Peeves cackled demonically throughout the vast expanse of Slytherin refuse.
"Gross!" Parvati bellowed softly into Potter's armpit that appeared to sing joyfully once Malfoy separated the ferrets from the atrocity of the bananas.
"Wow! That confused Goyle!" cried Lavender. She salivated as Prongs ate chocolate rabbits in his boxers to make someone turn green rapidly.
"where is that confounded, blasted, mugglish, and snobby aristocrat?"
Lucius sold toenails to Vernon's fat which jiggled frighteningly. Somehow, Vernon managed to lift joyful little bats out of Petunia's flabby purse strings. But Jeb danced away gaily while his cousin looted the pants on the screwt.
The said screwt was spewing out the Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans into a layman's backpack that the people had burned to free house elves in the bathtub's vicinity. However, pebbles went talking and walking with monkeys, which sang loudly about bananas dancing.
Long before they finished their salad, Parvati grabbed Ron's spoon and ate the last quarter.
Then, because Mozart died, all the orchestras
stopped devastated and began again.
Unfortunately, the purple slime attacked the evil rabbit and bit Kiki on the arm.
“Ouch!” shouted the vampirac zucchini as nobody cared.
Suddenly Kiki nibbled cheese loudly. “Holy Poing!” she exclaimed. No wonder aquamarine doesn’t always poing.
I drank my frothy haggis tea, thought Lupin. On a train bound for nowhere, Chinese or Korean stewardesses began to run relays with cornbread strapped to Dumbledore’s beard.
“Fine,” yodeled Gilderoy as plush pillows zapped muffins falling into clarinets. But the clarinets weren’t really
instruments waiting for cheese. They opened the portcullis lancelot and had gone away. Still, they decided to stop.
Five clarinets played “Baby diaper”
Then someone smelled the odiferus boy and puked all over him.
“Ewww!!” said the messy skrewt. “You’re not Earth.”
Mothers move it in spades and buckets. When cows alleviate distemper flagilantly toads. The chicken with black wingtips flew south to vacation in Antarctica penguins' timeshares, but the penguins headlessly noticed the bananas were wacking each of the Gryffindors' pets silly.
"Stop this instantly!" screamed mice silently into the megaphone.
"Cripes!" shrieked Martin.  "Who's got the purple
shrub?"
"Not I," chirped the hippogriff.
"SPOON!" bellowed balrogs as the bouncing bunnies bit
beachballs by brewing potatos. Lavender got pants in an unfortunate incident.  However, her parents waltzed specifically past Hedwig's perch.
So she skipped.
As quickly as the pants swam, down in the well, Hagrid jumped merrily after some salamanders scurrying under
tablecloths.
"Poopy spaceships!" shouted Elvis.  His face looked red, blotchy, and wet.  I ran as quietly as a bantha.
"Bantha?  What's a girl like you doing in a kangaroo's pouch with doughnuts?"
"I wondered where all the cheese was.  Do the cows ever milk themselves?"
" Yes.  They often tried tap-dancing snuffleuffiguses.  However hard we push against them and they roll away."
"Ferrets look ridiculous."
"Next we will eat giants. And pick our noses. And as snot began running down my chin, mommy didn’t eat the bacon."
Now Bumble bee’s were stinging Snape causing to feet. Under his bubble, large, greasy feet stood. Flobberworms were squirming around in circles and bitting each toe.
Fred used his wand to cast wiggly, squirming worms into Snape’s shoes. His expression was so utterly disgusted that his face looked as hideous as Celina’s.
He twitched and dropped to his knees.
“REMIX OF LONGBOTTOMS TONIGHT!”, he suddenly cried.
“OUCH WHY YOU LITTLE FLOBBERWORM!” shouted Snape.
When all was quiet, hippogriffs began chomping on several feet. Then, under the sorting hat who kept shouting “MEEHEEHEE! ICKLE WOMBATS SMELL OF OLD CHEESE AND Socks WHEN THEY ARE DANCING!” Dobby hummed in serenity, “When will this story end?”
“Wow!” said Petunia as she reached interesting nails. Yellow frogs nibbled at a vampire’s teeth. Suddenly the frogs turned into big, purple, tadpoles. Under a tree, a wizard ate some cheese and muffins held in a cauldron. Alongside him, a pig sat whining to death.
“Poof” he shriveled up into a fry with mustard.
Finally a shaggy orange cat tap dog ate dog meat with little purple flags stuck into the cheesepuffs. Lightning bounced
[UPDATE]
off Petunia's nose bursting into billions of multicolored frogs.
*POP*
Petunia shrieked.
"Potter!" cried figgs.
"You little waste of space!" Mwahahahahed Malfoy, kissing Petunia passionately.
"Gross!" Harry screamed.
Then Harry knocked, punched and yelled at Malfoy.
Malfoy brandished with Scabbers and ripped Scabber's antennaes some Cheerios.
"Help!" yodeled a Sniget hysterically while tittering on a flobberworm.
Hermione stuffed snails into a turkey!
"Thanksgiving's finished but we are celebrating the better chocolate frogs. This is a very pathetic coat said Gollum,as Dobby felt deminished by Voldemort's breath, which was as putrid as a damp tissue. When Sheelob realised that Harry was eating Kippers, she cried, "No! DIE YOU PUNY BEASTIE CREATURE!"

Well, Sheelob wasnt going to just let Harry eat marigolds, she pounced and seized gerbals and Harry's wand, killing the spirit of Draco Malfoy, who retaliated because he wasn't completely gone away yet. He limped across the floor while looking at his opponent with his fingernails scratching his rear end.

Quietly, Malfoy skulked while Pansy paced furiously.

Meanwhile, the kneazle pounced, finally catching Scabbers between its furry little claws. Harry quickly raised Scabbers and Crooshanks to Hermione's wand. Ginny grabbed Harry and pulled pulled on Snape's wig which revealed Snape's scar. It glowed deathly, causing an eruption inside his wrist. Screaming, Severus hopped into a timemachine, pushed a lever which sent Professor Snape back to the time of when dragons ruled England.

Screaming, Professor Snape jerked backwards, and tripped over a dandelion. He tossed his 'mojo' into a puddle. Professor Snape screamed again because a ferret jumped into his robes, and bit him on the hand. After screaming *again*, Snape hopped over.

"Potter!" he yelped as darkness surrounded everyone. When the darkness broke, Snape snarled as Harry chomped his boots fiercely.

KABOOM!

A stag appeared behind him. Quietly, it approached them.

"Don't eat the squirrels!" squawked a small rabbit.

Harry that looked like a chipmunk. The rabbit looked at Harry and then wiggled its little tail while destroying nothing.

Prancing and dancing, Luna told the rabbit to speaking. She disappeared behind a vampire. Blood was dripping from the bloody carcass. "Eww, that's gross!" exclaimed Ron, as he stared at the bloody corpse. Later, when he came upon something ghostly on the floor, he called

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Re: One Worder again
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2004, 11:26:01 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2004, 12:00:15 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2004, 02:27:30 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2004, 12:55:08 AM »

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