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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2003, 02:23:50 PM »

((Fanfic rules...never beat up your

own character...it's a pain in the butt to get them out of it. *blinks* Sometimes. Unless you pull randomness in Latin out of your ear. Oh, do that, do that.

 :D I don't think Tia knows first aid. It doesn't blow up enough.))
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2003, 06:55:40 PM »

PG ducked out

of the way as the ferret dove towards her. She managed to avoid a collision, but the ferret escaped back through the painting and into the school.

/>"Ahh! I'm sorry!" she shrieked. "I didn't mean for it to...well, I really didn't mean to let it out! Oh no. It's all my fault!" she

exclaimed.
"I didn't mean to sound like a know-it-all! I'm really not like that. I didn't realize that there was such a huge problem."

/>She sighed embarassedly, and glanced at Mad.
"If you wanted to keep chasing that thing, maybe I could stay here and try to help

her?"



 
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2003, 07:53:41 PM »

Tia stared at PG in astonishment.

Embarassment was not a reaction she got very often. An apology was unheard of. It came from hanging around Slytherins, who wouldn't apologize for

killing your grandmother unless it got them a front row seat at the next professional Quidditch game.

"Er...well, that is..." she

stammered, trying to fix her vocabulary for this kind of situation. "Don't worry about it. Actually, if you'd help her out, it would be best. I don't trust

my healing skills in the best of times...and right now, I'd probably kill her." Tia laughed, though it wasn't really that funny. "I guess I'll go try

to slow that thing down."

She looked at her wand, then tapped it on the wall a couple of times. Nothing happened. "Um...then

again...I know running unprepared after rampaging monsters is all the style right now in some Houses, but...well..." she looked at Mad suggestively.

"Maybe I should wait until we can all go? Being ready to actually stop it would probably be worth whatever damage it can do in the

meantime." A loud crash sounded from down the hall. "Maybe."
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2003, 11:10:52 PM »

PG smiled

warmly at Tia.
"That sounds like a good plan. I'm not really sure what to do about her though" she said, gesturing towards the

unconcious prefect. "I really can't think of a spell that could help us out. There is...well no...that won't work."  she muttered.

/>"Hmm. Well, don't worry too much. I'm sure we can figure this out. I only wish we had more time"
She looked desperately around the

room, trying to find a solution.
"Do you have an ideas?"  
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2003, 09:25:21 AM »

Meanwhile, outside (just before Tia

and Permless heard that large crash in the hallway), Professer Snape had come upon the trail of the large, completely dopey ferret. It was happily trying

to squirm inside a suit of armor in the hallway, and Snape was right behind it, smirking at his good luck to run across it while it was distracted. He pulled

his wand out in one smooth motion and pronounced "Ferretus redu-" ...

In the middle of "reductus", the ferret reared

back suddenly, trying to free it's head from the confines of the metal helmet it had been peering into, and jostled Snape badly, making him grab for his

wand, and messing up his incantation. What came out sounded more like "reduplicatus" as he sputtered, reaching for control of his wand.

/>
The ferret shuddered, loosing it's balance completely and shredding in half with a wet, tearing sound. The entire pile fell backward onto Snape,

the heavy suit of armor knocking him into the opposite wall as it crashed, and TWO huge ferret bodies knocking the wind out of him.

As a

sense of complete horror replaced his sense of vision, he wondered if anyone would ever figure out that he had royally screwed up. He knew the double

image of the retreating ferret wasn't just from the hit to his head. He tried to shake it off, but his last thought as he fell unconscious was, "Bat

gizzards."
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2003, 10:40:21 AM »

((TWO??? That was...evil, Snape. I

love it.))


"Okay look, you're the Ravenclaw right? You're supposed to think of something! And she's the Gryffindor, she's

supposed to chase that thing, right?" Tia stopped pacing for a moment. "Which leaves me, as resident Slytherin, to go to bed now and let you

guys deal take the blame." She sighed. "Well that won't do, will it?"

Tia resumed pacing, when an even louder crash down

the hall made her jump. "Forget it! If we can't fix her, we'll bring her with us and drop her off at the infirmary as we go!."

She aimed

her wand at Mad. "Wingardium leviosa." The prefect remained quite earthbound. Tia looked disgusted. "You do it," she

snapped at PG.

A few minutes later, the two students appeared in the hallway, followed by a gently levitating prefect. "Are you sure this

is good for her?" PG whispered.

"Don't worry about it! Madame Pomfrey can fix anything!" Tia assured her as they turned

the corner. Then she stopped dead at the sight of Professor Snape sprawled on the floor surrounded by random pieces of armor. "Oh my."

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PG came up next to her. "Do you think the ferret did it?" she asked. Tia didn't reply, she was too busy laughing.
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2003, 11:51:07 AM »

OOC: Laughing? Laughing???

Boy, are you lucky Snape's out cold, or he'd have quite a few things to say to you, Tia. You'd be doing detention for the rest of the year. And the next

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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2003, 03:09:19 PM »

OOC:  *pssst!  

Psssst!*  Didn't some house elves go get Dumbledore?  Is Dumbledore too busy to post?  Should someone post FOR Dumbledore?  I think now would

be an excellent time for him to show up.  :D
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2003, 04:33:44 PM »

OOC: Good

point Mad. I think the house elves would have found Dumbledore by now!

PG couldn't help but crack a smile.
"I wonder what

happened." she said.
"You don't suppose...well, should we bring him along to the hosital wing as well?".  As soon as she had

said it, she realized how stupid it sounded. "Actually I think he'll be just fine here. Maybe we should just keep

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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2003, 08:34:19 PM »

((OOC: darn straight I'm laughing. Might

as well get my kicks while he's unconcious. And Mad, why don't you post for our favorite Headmaster, it's my weak point ;) ))
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2003, 01:09:39 PM »

OOC:  Well, I'd really

like him to post for himself.  He's so good at it.  Give it another day or so, and maybe I'll post for him.
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2003, 04:03:54 PM »

<OOC> Well now... I

didn't know people had actually been posting here. The last thing I remember is seeing  giant hole in the wall. My how my little story has... evolved. Well

since I have no idea where I am at this point...</OOC>

Shelly was running. She didn't know where she was running TO, but she was

about to find out, becasue she had just seen two students walking and one floating. She ran after them, but stopped dead in her tracks when she saw

none other than Professor Snape, knocked out cold next to a totalled suit of armor. She spent very little time trying to figure this out though, becasue she

was losing the track of Mad and Tia, as well as someone she didn't immediately recognize. Shaking her head to clear it, she resumed

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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2003, 04:30:54 PM »

Dumbledore hurried

down the hall behind the house elves with a twinkle in his eye - that is, until he met the three students in the corridor.

Briefly taking the whole

scene in, he looked from one guilty face to the other to the unconscious one between.  For a moment a frown of concern creased his brow.  After

touching Madeleine gently, the twinkle seemed to return.

"Giant ferret casualty?" he casually asked.  "Well well, up to

Madam Pomfrey with her.  She should be alright.  Only a concussion, I believe."
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2003, 01:26:43 PM »

KM was half-awoken by

something pulling at his feet, or more exactly his shoes.  He opened his eyes a fraction, just enough to distinguish two brownish blurs, one at each

foot.

"Not a professor, not interested," he mumbled, and turned over.

He was woken a few seconds later by a nagging

thought: surely two brownish things nibbling at his feet weren't a good thing.  He pushed himself up on his elbows, looked, and his heart stopped.

/>
There it was.  Except, impossibly, there were two of them.

"Why does it always have to be on my shift?"

He

dropped back down.  It seemed that every time he had to prowl the corridors, searching for students out after hours, something weird had to happen.  

Time for some fast thinking.  He had two options: deal with it, or make someone else deal with it.  Of course, Professor Snape didn't really like being

disturbed in the middle of the night.  One ferret wouldn't be enough to bother Dumbledore, but two?  Not really...  Let's see...  Who was the Gryffindor

Prefect on patrol duty tonight?  Madeleine, if he remembered.  But if he found her and modified her memory, making her think she was responsible

another time, she might start having serious problems.  Heh.  Her problem.

In one swift motion, he got up and started sprinting towards her

section of the castle.  The ferrets, thinking this was some sort of game, bounded gaily by his side.  He knew it'd look to any outside person like he was

running away from the ferrets, but Madeleine would be having her memory modified, and if anyone else was out, he'd threaten them with such egregious

punishments that they'd never dare to so much as mutter about it in their sleep.  Blackmail and memory charms: a Slytherin Prefect's two most

powerful and often used tools.

Of course, he had never considered that Professor Dumbledore, Madeleine, PermlessGirl, Tia and Professor

Snape would all happen to be in the next corridor.  His eyes widened.

He swore under his breath.
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2003, 05:41:56 PM »

"Tut, tut, KM... You

ought to watch that language."

KM spun around, only to see Shelly, leaning against a statue. She had paused there on seeing him

coming down the corridor.

"So, what's the matter? Or is it none of my-"

"-business." KM finished.

"Now if you'll excuse me," KM tried to scoot away. No way was he going to let some Gryffindor stop him. He was already forming a plan for

how to get Madeleine away from her comrades, and he didn't need some sixth-year harrassing him. Shelly, however, had other plans.


/>"Trying to stop the ferrets, are you?"
KM scoffed, and once again tried to leave. Shelly grabbed his arm, making him tense up

immediately.

"Hold up there! Please tell me what you're doing?"

KM clenched his teeth, Oy... she won't give up...

alright... I didn't want to have to do this, but...
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2003, 06:59:01 PM »

What am I thinking?  Didn't

want to?!  I obviously haven't woken up properly.  My reflexes are slow.


"I will dispense with asking you why you are up so late.  

I have been informed of your detention.  However, as I remember, after detention, students are to go straight to their dormitories.  Your presence in a part

of the school so far away from the route from the dungeons to the Fat Lady is a violation of the rules, if I recall correctly.  Is it not so?  I think that 40

points should do, if you head straight up to your dormitory without another word.  Otherwise, Gryffindor's chances in the next House Cup might be

more dramatically affected."

His eyes gleamed dangerously as he uttered her sentence with relish.

"Good evening,

Professor Dumbledore.  Excuse my having to take care of some minor administrative problems for a few moments there.  It seems you have already been

- ah - informed of the situation.  Since you seem to have everything under control," he glanced at the ferrets, currently trying to eat Madeleine's

robes, "I think I'll go continue my patrol."
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« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2003, 07:49:04 PM »

     Shelly flashed KM a look to

melt ice before turning on her heel and walking away. She did no return to her dormitory, however. She walked in the direction of the dungeons. Contrary

to the standard set by most Gryffindors, Shelly was fairly good in potions, and there was something she wanted to whip up to solve their ferret problem.



     20 minutes later, she walked out of the dungeons with a vial full of a simple shrinking solution. Ferrets should be much easier to deal

with if they're normal sized.
She thought. She ran toward the last place she had seen the ferrets, but as she was rounding a bend, she smashed into

someone, casuing the vial to smach to the floor. "Hey! Excuse you! You want to watch where you're going? Now I have to-"
     Shelly

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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2003, 11:35:06 AM »

Madeline, Permlessgirl and Tiamat had gone off chasign the ferrets that KenobiMaul had lured their way, leaving a chuckling Albus Dumbledore to help Professor Snape back to his feet. He was just coming to after being knocked into a suit of armor and the wall, and he was not in a good mood.

"Come now, Severus, how's the head? It looks like you got quite a knock," Dumbledore said kindly. Severus shook his arm off and lurched to his feet, holding the back of his head and looking grimmer than usual.

"I'm afraid I made the problem worse," Snape began to grudgingly admit, when SeaShelly came around the corner and nearly crashed headlong into himself and the Hogwarts' Headmaster. The real crash came with the vial that she dropped upon seeing them... a vial that splattered all over the feet of both men...
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« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2003, 09:40:37 PM »

Shelly started to issue a hurried apology, but stopped short when both Snape and Dumbledore toppled dangerously. Both pairs of feet had shrunk at an alarming rate, and were now failing to balance the men properly. When their feet had shrunk to a size smaller than their ankles, they could not remain upright, and fell hard onto the ground. If only it was just Dumbledore, I could sneak off and deny I was ever here... , Shelly knew that wouldn't work, but speculating ways to escape was better than speculating what her punishment was going to be for injuring Snape and the Headmaster... Shelly cringed, with nothing to do but await her punishment...

[edit: just added some details, and changed the word "wrath"... too dramatic.]

[OOC: If the solution just touches your feet, is it just your feet that shrink, or all of you? I wasn't sure which to do, so I took the more... amusing route]
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« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2003, 03:22:14 PM »

OOC:  That should be

right, Shelly.  The Swelling Solution or whatever it was just got whatever body part was splashed, remember?

IC:  Madeleine had no idea what

she was doing.  Her head was throbbing like a bomb counting down, and just in front of her, running, were two girls from other houses.  The one on her

right she thought was a Ravenclaw Prefect, but she couldn't remember her name right off.  She tried to concentrate as she realized the girl was

speaking.

"I thought you didn't want to chase down the ferrets!" she said.

Madeleine slowly turned her head to the

other girl, but couldn't see her face.  Her voice sounded tense as she replied.

"I'd rather be chasing to gigantic, drug-crazed ferrets than

be hanging around that hallway when Snape wakes up."

A loud crash sounded to their right.  "Looks like they're heading toward

the trophy room."  The other girl paused.  Something about her was familiar to Mad, but she couldn't tell what.  "Well, I guess we might as

well follow them, eh?"

Mad felt an odd leaning sensation as she followed the other two around the corner.  It was only then that she

realized that she was not walking, or even running.  She was hovering a few inches above the ground, and the Ravenclaw prefect was pointing a wand at

her.

"What-" she began, making them both jump.  "What on earth is going on here?"  Her voice sounded weak, and

she was straining to get around the throbbing in her head to get to the memories behind them.  She felt so disoriented, having no idea what was going on.

 Did she hear something about giant ferrets?  She shook her head and groaned, feeling like a troll had just started dancing on her

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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #50 on: June 24, 2003, 03:33:33 PM »

"Excuse us, indeed!"

Professor Snape said deceptively softly, "We're terribly sorry to have inconvenienced you, Miss SeaShelly." He snarled, sitting in the hall, not

attempting to get up quite yet, as his balance, made unsure by the concussion, was aggravated by having almost no feet.

Albus Dumbledore

spread his hands placatingly at Snape and smiled at SeaShelly. "Ah, a shrinking solution. Very good idea, really. It's too bad it's been wasted on

the two of us."

"A FRESH shrinking solution," Snape observed. "Still warm, in fact. Which would seem to indicate that

you've been mucking about my classroom in the middle of the night on your own. That is definitely against the rules."
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« Reply #51 on: June 24, 2003, 09:08:57 PM »

Shelly looked about the room

innocently, trying to decide how to answer this. However, she decided to simply ignore it. Turning to Dumbledore, she said,
"The cauldron is

still back there, I could fill up another vial... and in the meantime, I know the antidote to this so we could set you back to normal."
     She

avoided Snape's gaze. She guessed that he wouldn't be too happy about Shelly reentering his classroom. Before he had time to rebuke this, Professor

Dumbledore said "That would be a good idea. Why don't you run a long and do that?"
    Shelly started off, but stopped to look back.

"Do you want some help up?" she said to the struggling professors.
     Snape replied with pure ice in his voice. "No. By all means,

run along. Don't mind us-" he fell over again -"just... go."
     Shelly shrugged. If that was how he wanted it...

She set

off to the dungeon and saw the still-full cauldron. Whew. Finally, something's going semi-right. That is, until the ground started shaking. Obviously

one of the ferrets had returned. Shelly barely had time to roll her eyes and think Of course. before being knocked to the ground. Right under the full

cauldron of potion. The cauldron spilled all over her, before knocking her on the head and leaving her unconscious.

    When Shelly came to,

she guessed that maybe 5 minutes had passed. She got up slowly, rubbing her head, and made to grab another vial from the table. Feeling around, she

found not the top of the table, but a giant wooden post the size of an oak tree. Oh no... not that... Looking up, she saw the table as it usually was,

except that it was a jillion times bigger. "Well, this complicates things a bit." she said.
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« Reply #52 on: June 24, 2003, 10:21:55 PM »

Careening of the cauldron, the ferret

happily continues poingoing through the once again demolished lab, narrowly missing squashing a MUCH reduced Shelly.  Finally bored with the limited

opportunities for play, the ferret puts its nose the floor and begins following an interesting scent.  It recognizes this scent.  An image of a tall human with

long black hair and the memory of a fun new playmate darts across its limited brain.  Maybe the tall man would make him a NEW playmate since the

other one wandered off!  The ferret begins following the scent trail, scurrying through the corridors until it bumps head first into a grim-looking statue of a

warlock further down the hall.  Dissappointed, it searches over the statue with its nose, bumping it in its confusion.  The warlock, with a soft noise, slides

aside, allowing the exstatic animal to bounce through the door, which remains open after it...several minutes later, the ferret emerges, a pair of pink silk

boxers, covered in hearts, jammed over its head.  A wet nose and two beady eyes protrude from one heart covered leg.  eeping happily, it goes in

search of someone new to play with.  A large, fluffy white cat glares after it from the open doorway behind.  Its squashy face registers a combination of

haughty scorn and shocked offense.  

Poinging once more, the ferret makes its way back towards the stairs and, maybe, its former

playmate....
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #53 on: June 24, 2003, 10:30:49 PM »

Tia skidded to a halt as Mad spoke

from behind her. PG crashed into her and lost control of the levitating spell, dumping Mad uncerimoniously to the floor. Tia didn't pause for sympathy.

The vision of two ferrets racing around and Snape waking up behind her was filling her imagination with awful images. "You're awake? Good! Start

walking, we might need another wand." Ignoring the confused look on Mad's face she hauled her to her feet and continued towards the trophy

room.

Sure enough, loud crashes were coming from inside. Tia paused outside the door and peered in cautiously. The ferret was bouncing

back and forth between the shelves playing 'twinkle twinkle little star' on the bell-shaped trophies. She took a deep breath. "This time, you're

going down. The phrase is... sofa transmutatus!"

Or at least, that was how it was supposed to go, but as Tia ducked around the

door, a large wooden plaque flew out of it, causing her to duck and gasp midway though the spell. Orange light shot from the end of her wand and

bounced off the wall before striking the ferret in the side and exploding.

From the sparks erupted a reptilian collection of teeth and claws that

some called myth, some called tragedy and some called evolution. Tia jumped backwards and slammed the door, leaning against it. Something crashed

against it, hard.

"What did I say? What did I say?" she wailed at her companions.

"I believe it was 'sauria

transmutatus'." PG offered.

"That...was a dinosaur." Mad commented, pointing shakily at the door.

Tia let out a

long string of swear-words collected over years of taking careful notes from her family. "Very perceptive, Gryffindor." She translated finally.

"Okay, on the count of three, I let go of this door, and we run."
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2003, 04:40:54 AM »

Morgana

twitched.  Earlier she had managed to avoid sure detention for trouble in the common room by cleverly sneaking off to bed just before any teachers could

show up.  Pleased with herself, she had settled down for a good rest.  She had been woken up not much later by various crashes, smashes, and other

sounds of things breaking, as well as the occasional string of loud cursing.  She was a light sleeper on the best of nights, and with all the noise in the

castle it had been impossible to get back to sleep.  Still, she had been loathe to go out and investigate.  She had only narrowly avoided punishment

earlier in the day, and to risk it now...

Then a new sound reached Morgana's ears.  "Roaring.  I distinctly heard roaring this time.  That's

it!  To Cerberus with Filch and his stupid cat, I am silencing whoever is making all that noise! Preferably with a shovel!!!"

She leaped out

of bed and stormed into the halls, following her oversensitive ears to the source of the latest noise.  She arrived at the trophy room right as Tiamat,

PermlessGirl, and Madeline bolted away from the door and down the corridor.  "So you're responsible for all the noise!  Well, we'll just see...

about..... that?"  It had taken Morgana a moment to register the door banging open behind her and the sudden presence of something warm and

moist puffing onto the back of her neck.  She turned around.  Her jaw dropped.  Of its own accord, her hand jammed her wand into the thing's eye.  

While it was busy roaring in pain, she pelted off after the other three students.

"That was a dinosaur!" she screamed as she

caught up to them.

"Congratulations, you've passed basic object recognition," Tia remarked in as offhanded a way as it is

possible to be while running for your life from something Steve Irwin would give his left arm to wrestle just once.

"I think it's a

velociraptor," Mad noted, still dazed from her concussion.

Morgana twitched.  "I should have stayed in bed, I should have stayed in

bed, I should have stayed in bed..."
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2003, 01:29:26 PM »

Oy... Shelly rubbed her

temples.  She had shrunk to the height of a pencil, making it very difficult indeed to escape the overgrown ferret. Now that it was gone, however, she set

herself to the new task at hand. Getting back to Dumbledore. Well, it might be a long walk, but it should be easy thought Shelly optimistically. Such

thoughts were erased from her mind when she arrived at the door, which had swung shut after the ferret had exited.  
     Shelly looked at the

doorknob, which was about a mile over her head. She laid on the ground and attempted to squeeze under the crack of the door. She didn't quite fit, and

she thought to herself too many cauldron cakes.
     She was completely out of ideas, and jumped pointlessly up to the knob. Needless to

say, she couldn't reach it. She was just on the point of breaking down on the floor and sobbing in frustration, when that tiny, sarcastic voice called

common sense in the back of her head awakened. Use your wand, stupid!
     Shelly pulled out her wand, but the fact remained that she had

no recollection of a spell to regrow you after you had shrunk. She did have an idea though... bracing herself, she shouted Accio Broomstick! and

waited.
     Half a minute later (these things seemed to take longer when your wand was less than an inch long) Her Cleensweep soared through

the hole in the wall on the opposite side of the room. Now... all I have to do is shrink it...
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2003, 02:42:11 PM »

Mad was

experiencing fresh agony with every footstep, the jolt of hitting the stone floor reverberating in her throbbing skull, but somehow, in between the throbs

came a stilted thought.  You're... a... prefect... and... a... Gryffindor....  What... are... you... doing... running... away???

She halted

abruptly and sidestepped automatically so that Morgana tripped over her leg and slid a few feet on the ground.

"Sorry!" Mad said,

as she strived to recover her own balance.  Now is not the - ow - time to be lying down on the job!  She pulled out her wand and yelled

"Impedementa!"

Amazingly, the dinosaur froze.

"Quick, you!" she pointed at Tia.  "What's the

spell to turn it back??  THIS WON'T LAST LONG!"  She was frustrated at the rather blank look on the other girl's face.
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2003, 10:23:57 PM »

Tia stared at the writhing dinosaur

and shakily pointed her wand at it for the billionth time. "S-sofa...transmutatus?" A thin spray of light coated the dinosaur, turning it an

interesting shade of purple, with little green flowers. "No?" She shook her wand again, but nothing else seemed forthcoming.

"Drat!" she walked straight up to the dinosaur and hit it over the head hard. "Change, darn you! Change!"

With a sound

like a broomstick backfiring, the dinosaur seemed to pop out in all directions. Twenty feet of empty hall had suddenly become full of dinosaur; scales,

horns and tail. Tia backed slowly away. "So...um...Mad? What is it now?" she asked, as the enlarged saurian shook it's head and tried to

turn around in the suddenly confining space. Giving up on that, it shook Mad's spell free and charged in the only open direction...directly towards the

students, poinging happily as it could.

Not for the first time, they ran.
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Re:Role Play Revolution
« Reply #58 on: June 27, 2003, 07:33:44 AM »

Charging down the

hallway for five minutes, the three slowed to a stop.  The loud thumping (poinging) noises behind them had stopped.  Mad turned around slowly.  The

"dinosaur" was now sniffing a suit of armor that was particularly shiney.

"Okay, that thing is seriously mental," she

exclaimed.  She looked at the other two helplessly for a moment.  "Ahhh....  Shall I give it a shot?"

The other two merely looked at

her.  Tia seemed to have a be-my-guest sort of expression.

Steeling her nerves, and rolling up her sleeves, Mad pointed her wand at the thing.

 Sofa transmutatus!  With a loud pop, the dinosaur was suddenly a green couch.  Mad grinned in triumph until she saw that the couch had

particularly ugly clawed feet.  It hopped toward them excitedly.

"AAAAAAUGH!" yelled Mad!  "It didn't...  Stupify!  Great!

 That's all we need!  A couch that thinks it's a ferret, with the feet of a dinosaur!  ARGH!"

Breathing heavily, she turned to the other

two.

"Well..." began PG, tentatively, "At least it's not wreaking havoc anymore.  I'm sure Professor McGonagall can change

it back.  In the mean time, just put a freezing charm on it and take it back to wherever it came from.  Right?"  She looked around for answering

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« Reply #59 on: June 27, 2003, 01:37:53 PM »

[ooc}okay, I'm tired of being

alone in this dungeon, so I'm gonna get out this time.[/ooc]

Shelly stood next to her broom. There was no way she could fly it like this. She

decided that shrinking it would work. After all, she could always change it back later. And if not, well, she had been eyeing those Nimbuses.
     

Wingdarium Leviosa she called, pointing her wand at the cauldron and hoping there would still be some shrinking solution, though she doubted it.

When the cauldron dropped next to her, Shelly climbed up and saw a few drops left in the bucket. It wasn't enough, but Shelly thought carefully about

charms class two weeks ago.
   
Flitwick had been explaining how the glasses refilled themselves in the great hall. No matter how much you

drank, there was always a little itsy bit of liquid in the glass. The glasses had an automatic charm on them to make the remaining liquid expand itself,

filling the glass up. That would be perfect, if only she could remember the charm.

Shelly racked her brain, until finally she remembered the

words. Pulling out her wand, she said liquidus expando!
     "Yes!
it worked!" said Shelly aloud as the cauldron refilled itself with the

potion. Then, she hopped down and kicked the cauldron, making it spill on the broom. When the potion was done working, Shelly walked over to her

perfectly Shelly sized broom. Climbing on, she flew out of the room through the hole in the wall and set off to where she had last left Dumbledore and

Snape.
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